She announced her abortion via fbk
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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