so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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