yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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