Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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