He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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