We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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