Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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