Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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