i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We had to coat check the pizza.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize