She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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