Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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