I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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