Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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