Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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