so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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