I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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