I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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