I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
