i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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