Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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