Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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