READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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