Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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