She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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