so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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