Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
How naked do you want me to be?
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