Don't you send me to vm
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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