I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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