Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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