my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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