No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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