it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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