I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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