i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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