Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
God I need to hump something, right now.
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