Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
