If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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