Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
