Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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