Your tits are I can't wait for
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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