yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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