Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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