1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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