so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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