I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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