i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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