Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Randomize