I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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