You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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