I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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