Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
do herpes really smell.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
whose ass print is on the piano?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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