I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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