Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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